"TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE" joke
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE
10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
4. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
3. You've just seen the photos in the "BeaverHunt" section of the May
issue of Hustler.
2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
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