"TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WO..." joke

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU`REON THE ROAD.8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND`S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN`T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.5 - A HANDGUN DOESN`T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.3 - A HANDGUN DOESN`T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"2 - A HANDGUN DOESN`T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

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