"THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION" joke
10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.1. You're reading this.
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