"Stuck In The Mud" joke

A husband and wife were driving down a country road when they came across a muddy patch and got stuck. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the road, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer saw the couple in trouble, stopped, and offered to help pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free.
Turning to the husband, the farmer said, "You know, you're the twelfth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looked around at the farmer's fields and asked, "When do you have time to plow your fields? Do you do it at night?"
"Oh no," the young farmer replied, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."

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