"Stinky Confessions" joke
On their honeymoon night, the husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the tub thinking to himself, "How can I tell my wife that I have terribly smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. How in the world do I tell her?"
Meanwhile, the wife is sitting on the bed thinking to herself, "How am I going to go about telling my husband that I have really bad breath? I've been fortunate enough to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a few days he's bound to find out. How do I tell him gently?"
The husband finally gathers enough courage to tell his wife. He enters the bedroom, walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I have a confession to make."
"So do I, my love," she replies.
"Let me guess," he says, "you've eaten my socks."
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