"Signs And Notices 10" joke

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: “Get a `long` little doggie! ”
Sign in a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want. ”
Sign on a music library’s door: “Bach in a minuet. ”
Sign in a restaurant window: “T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12?
A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: “Today’s special. Below it says: So’s tomorrow. ”
Sign on restaurant window: “Great food (50, 000 flies can’t be wrong). ”
Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait. ”
Sign in a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends. ”
Sign in school: “In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended. ”

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