"Sex education homework" joke
Twelve-year-old Ralph comes home from school. His mother asks him, "Did you learn anthing today?"
Ralph says, "We learned all about sex education. Penises. Vaginas. You know, stuff."
Although his mother was shocked, Ralph calmed her down, "This is the nineties. Its all part of higher education, so relax."
Ralph goes up to his room and after an hour or so, his mom calls him to dinner. When he doesn't respond, she goes upstairs only to find him jerking off.
"Timmy, when you're done with your homework, dinner is on the table."
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
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