"Seeking admission to the celestial abode" joke

When seeking admission to the celestial abode, the care taker angel gave me a piece of chalk directing me to mark a cross upon each step of the ladder for each sin committed. I was consciously complying accordingly, ascending. I accosted a beautiful vivacious lady, elegantly attried, descending and asked, "Why, have you not been accorded admission?" She merely replied, "The chalk is finished.

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