"Scotman Riddle" joke

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

Jamie admits he should have waited for Miley to break up with her dad before suggesting a sex tape.

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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

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Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, more...

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A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!" The interviewer tries more...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot! more...

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jeremiah:yo hairline so ugly that it made medusa turn into stone herself
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ANG TAFT:have happy holidays 2014!!!
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