"Scotman Riddle" joke
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
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A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:
The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri Lankan: Of course!
The American: We do more...
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jeremiah:yo hairline so ugly that it made medusa turn into stone herself
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ANG TAFT:have happy holidays 2014!!!
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