"Saving Bill Clinton's Life" joke

There are three high school -aged boys walking down the street in Washington,
D.C. Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he is about to be hit by
a car. So, they pull Bill out of the way and save his life.
Bill says, "Thank you for saving my life. I will grant each of you one wish."
The first boy says, "I want to go to Georgetown." Bill pulls some strings and
gets the boy admitted.
The second boy says, "I want to get into West Point, but it normally requires a
Congressional appointment." Bill calls up his Democratic friends in Congress and
gets the boy his appointment.
The third boy says, "I want to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery."
Bill says, "That is an odd request for a 17-year-old!"
The boy says, "Yes, but when my father finds out I saved your life he is going
to kill me!"

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In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of more...

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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A Republican, a Libertarian, and a Democrat are seated separately in a restaurant when a poor man walks in; unbeknownst to any of them, it is Jesus.

The Republican summons the waiter and asks him to serve the poor man the best food in the house and put it on his tab; more...

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