"Ryder Addresses Sequel Rumors" joke
In an interview for Entertainment Weekly, Actress Winona Ryder addressed rumors of a sequel to one of her most remembered films, "Heathers." Ryder acknowledged that Christian Slater has agreed to make a cameo in the sequel. Ryder did not comment on whether his role was only a cameo due to his otherwise overwhelming schedule. A rep for the sequel's producers did suggest to Daily Comedy that negotiations had been tough between themselves and Slater's shift supervisor at Chipotle.
In addition, Ryder neither confirmed or denied the film's reported working title, "Heathers on a Plane."
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
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Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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An angel wrote:
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To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.
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