"Roast beef sandwich" joke

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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tabitha:you can roast beef but u cant pea soup
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Carson:Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits by evryone
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