"Rhyming Cowboy" joke
A young cowboy has been sitting in this bar for an hour or so staring at a beautiful woman when he finally gets up enough nerve to approach her. He sits down beside her and blurts out, "M? aam, I think you? re beautiful and I? d really like to take you home with me tonight."
Instead of getting mad she says, "Fine, I? ll go home with you but only on one condition. You must first out rhyme me." She then tells him, "I sent my pussy out to sea. Can you bring it back to me?"
Well, he sits there a long while and finally he says, "With my hat I? ll make a boat. I? ll use my balls to make it float. I? ll use my dick as an oar and row your pussy back to shore."
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