"Rangers Sign Nolan Ryan" joke

Nolan Ryan has agreed to become the Texas Rangers’ new president, making him the best pitcher in the organization.

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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What do you call Napoleon after a bomb has hit him?
Napoleon Blown Apart

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