"Rangers Sign Nolan Ryan" joke

Nolan Ryan has agreed to become the Texas Rangers’ new president, making him the best pitcher in the organization.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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