"Poetic Paradox" joke
This is part of a humerous ditty that was popular when I was a lad, before the Earth cooled.
One dark day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys began to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe this story is true;
ask the blind man; he saw it, too.
He lives on the corner in the middle of the block
in a two-story house on a vacant lot.
An empty truck loaded with bricks
ran over our dead cat and killed it.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...