"Pluto" joke
A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...
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yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.
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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
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ehjzsdr:it is the funniest joke ever
Funny Joke? 28 vote(s). 61% are positive. 1 comment(s).