"Pluto" joke

A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."

Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.

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What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.

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Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...

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The Master of the house is comfortably installed in an armchair in the library, reading a newspaper.Suddenly, John, his butler rips the door open and shouts, "Sir, the Thames is flooding the streets!"The Master looks up calmly from the newspaper and says, "John, more...

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When it comes to charity, most people stop at nothing.

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ehjzsdr:it is the funniest joke ever
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