"Piss on His Grave" joke

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman.
"I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy,
you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."
"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied.
"Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

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Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, more...

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