"Pass the Exam" joke
A pretty young college student visited her professor's office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt before him. " I would do anything to pass this exam," she said.
Leaning closer, she whispered seductively, "I mean, anything."
He looked down at her and said,"anything?"
"Anything" she replied again.
His Voice softenend. "Anything," he repeated.
She smiled, and again said, "anything."
His voice turned into a whisper. "Would....You... Study???"
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...