"PORN" joke
It's amazing how successful the porn industry is and yet it doesn't know how to advertise to it's target audience, especially internet porn. You get these fake friend requests on MySpace or e-mails like "an important notice for you", but what the porn industry doesn't realize is men don't need to be tricked into watching porn. We think about sex every seven seconds, the ol' bait and switch is not neccessary. I have never been masturbating and halfway through been like, "What's going on? Oh no, I've been tricked by porn again, DAMN YOU PORN!" Porn is not like vegetables or housework that we have to be coaxed into, porn is the dessert, like jell-o or pudding...that two woman wrestling in. Porn is like housework...being done by a naughty frenchmaid. See now every guy that's reading this is now thinking about bending that french maid over and using the feather duster for something else and if you weren't then, you are now.
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