"POPE" joke

In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)
Moral of the story -
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry....
Please warn the Pope

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Knock knock... cows

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Dirty Rubix Riddle

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Marriages Made In... ?

If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...

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Justin:Which pope died in 1981?
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