"Note: this is a really" joke
Note: this is a really long joke, so all of you with the tiny attention spans might as well skip thisThere once were two sisters, a blond and a redhead.
Their great uncle died, and they inherited the farm. To add to the misfortune of the loss of their uncle, the farm was in bad shape, and the girls were broke. All they had with the farm was a cow and $700 dollars.
In order to get more cows, the girls decided to get a bull with the money. The plan was for the redhead to catch a ride with the blonde and get dropped off while the blonde went off to work at the farm. Then, the redhead would telegraph her and get her to drive over and pick up the bull since it was so heavy and, being new, untamed.
When the redhead arrived, she found a great bull on sale for $699, so she got it, leaving her with only a dollar left.
When she went over to the telegrapher and asked to sent a one-word telegraph (each word was a dollar, you see.), the man asked her what word to send.
After long consideration, she decided to send the word "comfortable".
When asked why, she responded,"she's a blond, she'll read it slowly."
An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, "what the hell was that for?". She replied, "That was for 50 years of the worst sex I ever had!" As they continued down the more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. more...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!