"Nibble on my D!@k, Like a Rat Does High-Fructose Corn Syrup." joke
Scientist in England have put the pursuit of curing cancer or finding a vaccine for AIDS aside for the moment in order to find the answers to more pressing scientific questions, like, do mice like cheese. Apparently...No.
According to the brilliant minds of Manchester Metropolitan University, mice prefer foods with high sugar content like fruits and grains. This new discovery is in direct contradiction of decades of scientific data compiled by the research team, Tom and Jerry.
Other myths the English scientists hope to dispel, the ability to survive an anvil dropped on your head, the aerodynamics of rocket skates, and Wiley’s Law of Objects in Motion, that is an object will stay in motion until it looks down and realizes there is no ground beneath him.
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