"New Drugs For Men" joke

With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men's
sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.
Here are a few of the new ones:
Directra: A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car
trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they
got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
Projectra: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely
to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new
Complimentra: In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new
Buyagra: Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge
to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this
drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be
continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
Nega-Viagra: Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on former U.S. presidents.
Nega-Sportagra: This drug had the strange effect of making men want
to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family
Flatulagra: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal
gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for
long car rides.
Flyagra: This drug has been showing great promise in treating men
with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
Pryagra: About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of
other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects
into "special prosecutors."
Liagra: This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being
asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand
Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

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