"Never Take Life Seriously..." joke

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard more...

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A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office andsaid, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the more...

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Shirt:It was funnier the first I read it on this site. ;^)
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