"Men chasing women" joke

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!