"Meat Sale" joke
It's a summer holiday weekend and a man is shopping for the cookout he's having. He notices a sign in a butcher shop window advertising 'Ground Sirloin: 39 cents per pound'. Entering the shop, he tells the butcher he would like 5 pounds of the ground sirloin.
"Sorry, sir," replies the butcher. "I'm all out."
Disappointed, the man goes down the street to another butcher shop and asks, "How much is your ground sirloin?"
"It's $3.59 per pound," replies the butcher.
"What!" exclaims the man. "The butcher up the street is selling it for 39 cents per pound!"
Smiling calmly, the butcher asks, "Does he have any?"
"Not right now, no. He told me he's out of it," replies the man.
Grinning, the butcher says, "Well sir, when I don't have any, I can sell it for 29 cents per pound!"
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