"Maori falla's chatting" joke
Maori falla "Hey cuz! where you going?"
Cuz "No where why?"
Maori falla "Well wait for me then I'll come with you?"
Maori falla " What we gonna do when we get there cuz?"
Cuz "Nothing why?"
Maori falla " Was gonna ask the other guys if they want to come with us and helpout! thats why?"
Cuz "Oh! ok if you want?"
Maori falla "Gotta go home now, shall we do this again tomorrow cuz?"
Cuz "Sure why not?"
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...