"Man's Intention" joke

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.

Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.

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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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A Paki, Bangladeshi and a Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the more...

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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