"Make it idiot proof and" joke

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

It takes balls to be a transvestite.

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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jay:nigga yo hairline look like a heartbeat!
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jay:nigga yo hairline got a jerry curl!
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jay:Nigga yo hairline leads to buried treasure!
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jay:yo hairline is suing you for neglect!
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jay:nigga yo hairline is doing the wobble!
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Clay:Based on true events!
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