"Look at that dog" joke

Bob and Ray walking down the street. Bob said, "Hey, Look at that dog with one eye!"

So Ray said, "Okay!" and covered up one of his eyes!!

A man submitted an autobiography to a publisher. The publisher read the first 3 pages and said, ” I cant publish this book! Youre just writing a story about your car!
The man said, ” I know….. thats why they call it an auto-biography!! ”


What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.

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