"Little Weenie" joke

One day a husband and a wife are gardening when the husband says to the wife that her butt is as big as the grill. She objects, and so they decide to measure it. Sure enought it is as big as the grill and the wife is mad. When they are both in bed the husband is very sorry and asks if the wife will make love to him. The wife replied,"Do you really think I am gonna fire up this big as grill for one little weenie?"

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife''s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an more...

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Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan! more...

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Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a more...

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A Khalistan Roadways bus plying between the state's major towns had a Nihang conductor.' Where to?' he asked a young Sikh passenger before issuing him a ticket.
'Amritsar,' replied the youngster.
The Nihang conductor gave him a clout on the head and said,' It is Sri more...

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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