"Leaving For The Crusade" joke
Prior to leaving for the Crusade, a knight called for one of his squires. "Should I not return from the Crusade," the knight said, "I would hate to think of my beautiful wife spending the rest of her life alone. Therefore, since you are my closest and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt. You have my permission to use it, should anything befall me."
The knight then sets out on the dusty road. Turning back to take one last look at his castle, he sees his squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Wait! Wait!"
Fearing something might be wrong, he waits until the squire reaches him. "What is it?" the knight asks.
"You gave me the wrong key!" the squire replies.
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires. "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key."
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In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key."
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