"Knickers Riddle" joke

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of knickers?

A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Why aren't chick's farts nearly as loud as men's?
Because they don't stop talking long enough to build up any back pressure.

How is a woman like a cop car?
They both make lots of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's air-tight


Q: How do you get 30 Americans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's got oil in it


Q: How do you get 30 French into a telephone box?
A: Tell them more...

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