"Killing time murders" joke

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Killing time murders opportunities.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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