"Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!" joke
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday? JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday? JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible! JACK: No it's not. I'm 8 today. TEACHER: Mike, go to the map and show me where America is. MIKE: Here it is! TEACHER: Good. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Mike! !! TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave? STUDENT: Yes sir. TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you when you misbehave? STUDENT: Yes sir. But since I didn't keep my promise, you don't need to keep yours. COOL STUDENT: Teacher would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: No. COOL STUDENT: Good' cos I didn't do my homework. TEACHER: Alfred, name one important thing that we have today and we don't 10 years ago. ALFRED: Me! !! TEACHER: Are you chewing gum? BILLY: No. I'm Billy Anderson. TEACHER: In this box I have a 10-foot snake. STUDENT: You can't fool me teacher! Snakes don't have feet! !! HYGIENE TEACHER: How do you prevent deseases from biting insects? WILLY: Don't bite any. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence using the word' I'ELLEN: I is.... TEACHER: No Ellen always use "I am". ELLEN: Oh, alright. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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