"Kid Rock Arrested" joke
Kid Rock was placed under arrest on Sunday following an early morning fistfight outside of a Waffle House in Atlanta.
According to witnesses, the fracas began when a manager stormed up to Kid Rock in the parking lot, accused him of being an hour late and told him that if he didn't get into that kitchen, he'd be fired.
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...
he more...