"Kid Rock Arrested" joke
Kid Rock was placed under arrest on Sunday following an early morning fistfight outside of a Waffle House in Atlanta.
According to witnesses, the fracas began when a manager stormed up to Kid Rock in the parking lot, accused him of being an hour late and told him that if he didn't get into that kitchen, he'd be fired.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...