"Jobs R Us" joke

a man was sitting on the chair when his wife said to him. 'love'
'yes dear'
'do me a favour and go and fix the tap in the bathroom, its dripping all the time'
the husband replies,'eh eh, take a good look at me now, have a good look at me babe, do i look like a fucking plumber'
wife replies,'do me a favour and go and fix the shelf in the bedroom'
the husband replies,'eh eh, take a good look at me now, have a good look at me babe, do i look like a fucking carpenter'
wife replies,'do me a favour and go and do the garden up'
the husband replies,'eh eh, take a good look at me now, have a good look at me babe, do i look like a fucking gardener'
so the husband went down the pub and forces a couple of pints down.when he came back all the jobs had been done.
the husband says'you look pleased with youself'
the wife replies'yeh, john from next door has fixed all the jobs'
'so how much do i owe him'
'nothing, i asked him if he wanted me to bake him a big chocolate cake or give him a blowjob'
the husband says'that john loves his cakes'
the wife replies'do i look like a fucking baker'