"It's Springtime" joke
It's springtime,
and the baby bear comes out of his cave.
His knees are wobbling,
he's a wreck.
He is all skin and bones,
with big circles under his eyes.
His mother asks,
"Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like I told you?"
He replies,
"Hibernate?
shit!
I thought you said masturbate!"
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...