"It was the stockbroker's first..." joke

It was the stockbroker's first day in prison and on meeting his psychotic-looking cell mate he became even more nervous than ever.
''Don't worry, mate,'' said the prisoner when he noticed how scared the stockbroker looked. ''I'm in for a white- collar crime, too,''
''Oh, really?'' said the stockbroker with a sigh of relief.
''Yeah,'' said the prisoner. ''I murdered a priest.''

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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In a small town some where in Illinois lies a family. It consisted of a husband, wife, three sons, and a daughter. One of the sons had a terrible secret.

"Dad, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm gay," said the son.

The Dad was furious he more...

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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,' It's a lot of money!'

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her more...

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