"It is our responsibility" joke

It is our responsibility, not ourselves that we should take seriously.

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

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I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

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A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

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These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. "I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability." "Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion more...

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