"Inner Peace" joke

All my friends:

Someone sent me an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish things you've started. It is definitely working for me.

I am now making a point of always finishing what I start, and I think I am well on my way toward finding inner peace. Because I care for you, I am passing this wisdom on to you.

Here are the things that I have finished today:

- Two bags of potato chips,
- a strawberry cheesecake,
- a package of Oreo's,
- a bottle of wine, and
- a large box of chocolates.

I think this really works because I feel better already!!!

Pass this along to everyone you know who may need Inner Peace