"I want to die peacefully in my sleep" joke
by Alexander
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
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The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:
"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure:
* In Latin America, they didn't more...
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crazy_driver_78:I like making passengers scream from my driving on purpose without falling asleep at the wheel. how do you think I got my handle.
Funny Joke? 24 vote(s). 67% are positive. 2 comment(s).