"I want to die peacefully in my sleep" joke

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!" The interviewer tries more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

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crazy_driver_78:I like making passengers scream from my driving on purpose without falling asleep at the wheel. how do you think I got my handle.
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