"I used to do drugs" joke
I used to do drugs... I still do drugs.
But I used to, too.
Never trust a man with short legs... His brain is too near his ass.
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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