"I only ordered a double" joke
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!
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