"I need a Hanger by Andrew "Drew" Burch Comedy" joke

Locked my keys in my truck.. Late for work and a little frantic I knew I could get it open if only I had a hanger. I ran to the first open business I could find.

Note to self... Never ever, ever frantically run into planned parenthood looking for a hanger.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

4. I love deadlines. I more...

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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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