"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl..." joke

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

253
96

An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination. Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get more...

24
3

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

25
6

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

73
16

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

80
34
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
Anzac:This is a joke from Mitch Hedberg, please credit the jokes which have been stolen :D
2
1
(1)
Anonym:Yuck
Funny Joke? 33 vote(s). 76% are positive. 3 comment(s).