"How To Do Comedy, Part Three" joke

Chapter 3: Glossary of Comedy Terms
Here is some fancy industry talk you should memorize.

I Killed: I bombed

I Died:I bombed

I Slated Them: I bombed

Rolling in the Aisles: I bombed so bad, they literally threw shit at me.

Doing Filler: I ran out of material and winged it by pretending to fuck a stool and still bombed.

Over their Heads: No one understood how clever my observations on the differences between white people and black people were and I bombed.

Doing Panel: Sitting next to Johnny Carson trying to disguise your material as chit-chat and bombing.

Gig: A non-paying job

Setup: The explaining part of a joke (should be as long as possible)

Punch: Optional

I crushed: I bombed in front of a hundred or more people

Blue Material: Talking about sex and/or your dick. (Note: Works especially well if you're a minority or from Long Island.)

Mike Too Hot: Volume so loud, you can hardly hear yourself bomb.

Setlist: Piece of paper with half-baked, tired premises and no punchlines that you bring on stage with you.

Spot: Your turn to bomb.

Closer: Hack

Middler: Assistant Hack

Opener: Aspiring Hack

Comedy Condo: Place to bang road skank