"Have You Heard" joke

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "macho," so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."

The hired hand replied, "Not' bunch,' but' herd.' "

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of' em right over there."

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