"Guide Dog" joke
On a burning hot summer day, John and Dave went out and walked their dogs. They got very thirsty, but since they were in town, they couldn't take their dogs into the restaurants with them. They didn't want to leave their dogs out in the heat, so John came up with an idea.
"Watch this, Dave." He put on his dark sunglasses, grabbed his dog's leash tightly and followed the dog into a restaurant and sat down without being accosted.
All the waiters assumed he was blind and this was his guide dog, so they took his order without saying anything about the dog.
Dave figured this is a great idea, so he put on his sunglasses and walked in with his dog and sat down next to John.
The manager soon came over. "What do you think you're trying to pull? This guy is obviously blind, but you can't be. Do you think I'm some kind of idiot?"
"Well, no sir," John said. "I really am blind. See my seeing-eye dog? He has to lead me around everywhere."
"Oh, come on," the manager said.
"No, really, he's my seeing-eye dog!" Dave protested.
"A Chihuahua?" the waiter asked.
Dave replied, "They gave me a chihuahua?"
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