"Gordon Ramsay" joke
Bruce comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay's F%*#ing cooking show on the telly.
Bruce says; "What are you watching that shit for? You can't cook to save your life!."
To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on more...
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"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
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